"Divid'l"'s infamous jokes hahahah

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Someone brought up a question about making calls in israel. How to make local or long distance. Then we somehow started talkking about immigrations of jewish people from around ther world not necessarily answering the question of why they believe its their land but rather why where they in other places to begin with.

D's quote of the day: You know folks, the rreason they come here is baceasue this is God's land. Its the only place you can call him on local telephone.

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Trying to get a cab back to the PBI from the Israel Museum. Were talking about how to make the taxis use the meter not just charge you a flat fee. Either pointing or trying to say it in hebrew haha i dont know whats worse.

D's quote of the day: You guys must know one simple thing, there are three kinds of people in Israel. (no not christian muslim and jewish) but... the good, the bad, and the taxi cabbers.

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So walking around Modi'in, new city, the architect was explaining he wanted palm trees to not bear fruit so he got all mail, but after one year they all had dates on the palm trees so he realized there where females in the mix.

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D's quote of the day: "So you guys know, that the males and the female palm trees after a while being together started having 'dates'"

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Ok so exiting the holy sepulchre someone brings up the question about smoke in the church, while i also ask about all these pipes Divid'l and Julie keep smoking, and how since im going to turkey id like to pick a nice one up.

D's quote of the day: "So listen kids, do you know what it is when I smoke in the church?... its called holy smoke! ;)